On Junk E-mail…
I was recently contemplating the ridiculousness of a few of my E-mails. It seems that these spammers are interested in turning me into their ideal woman.
Here are just a few examples, that caught my eye.
“Get phantromine! ….Get Skinny!”
“You CAN afford breast implants!”
“Russian women DO make the best wives”
“Are you on your knee’s, waiting for the right moment?”
“Increase your sex drive today!”
…They even take the time to put them into that order for me, so that I got the whole message instantly without even opening any of it. They sure are sly dogs, them.
Then on the next page over (after momentarily marking the others as ’spam’, because contrary to popular belief, I don’t WANNA be a woman), I find that instead, they’d like to sell me a wife.
“Wanting to buy a new truck? We’ll finance you!”
“Money burning a hole in your pocket? Invest now!”
“E-harmony, find a women that suits your manly desires!”
“Chinese women ready for you!”
“–> –> –> –> –> –> EnErGy –> !!!!!!!”
Isn’t this contrary to the last set of E-mails? When will they make up their mind! First I need to be a skinny voluptuous russian woman, now they want me to be a rich american man to take their slaves for a one time payment of my soul to the devil. Not gunna happen!
Oh, and then I get this one, out of the blue like a slap in the face.
“Worried about your weak, womenly appearance? Buff up today!”
Anyways, there is something seriously wrong with these spammers. Whats more interesting is that they all came from the same E-mail…”Ledegreepartners@Supernowhirring.net”.
I wish I could send them some E-mail back, from an account called “Serendipitousuprise@Fritterizer.com”, but I don’t think that many E-mail services would so much as consider accepting any messege from an E-mail like that.
Owell. It’s worth a shot, right? -.^